It's a long, slow sunset for ink-on-paper magazines, but sunsets can produce vast sums of money.

It's very difficult to be continuously charitable in a capitalistic society. You've also got to make sure that you can pay everyone who works for you.

If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it.. it's cheaper in the long run.

Human beings are definitely changing the planet, but how much impact they are having on climate, I don't know and I don't care.

Nobody could like Donald Trump, surely, except his mother. No one really likes The Donald. But how can you not have respect for a guy who's been down on the floor and just keeps coming back? Nothing will keep Donald Trump down until they drive a wooden stake in his heart and a silver bullet in his brain.

Money is color-blind, race-blind, sex-blind, degree-blind, and couldn't care less who brought you up or in what circumstances.

I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out.