It's a long, slow sunset for ink-on-paper magazines, but sunsets can produce vast sums of money.

Great Expectations [book by Charles Dickens] has been described as "Dickens's harshest indictment of society." Which it is. After all, it's about money. About not having enough money; about the fever of the getting of money; about having too much money; about the taint of money.

People who grow rich almost always improve their sex life. More people want to have sex with them. That's just the way human beings work. Money is power. Power is an aphrodisiac. Money did not make me happy. But it definitely improved my sex life.

Say to yourself: The world is full of money. Some of it has my name on it. All I have to do is collect it.

America is an empire. I hope you know that now. All empires, by definition, are bumbling, shambolic, bullying, bureaucratic affairs, as certain of the rightness of their cause in infancy, as they are corrupted by power in their dotage.

I never sue journalists. I employ journalists. I employ too many of them. I don't sue journalists.

Native trees are so important to our ecosystem.