No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real!

Why do some people have to go barefoot so that others can drive luxury cars? Why are some people able to live only 35 years in order that others can live 70 years? Why do some people have to be miserably poor in order that others can be extravagantly rich? I speak for all the children in the world who don't even have a piece of bread.

I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.

So these Red Sox... are they a Communist organization?

Forgive me for using the term 'fat little brother'. It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health.

If someone is responsible, it's me.

On birthdays I avoid taking hasty or impulsive measures.