If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.

I don't think anyone has been slandered more than the Jews. I would say much more than the Muslims. They have been slandered much more than the Muslims because they are blamed and slandered for everything. No one blames the Muslims for anything.

Cuba has the cleanest and most-educated prostitutes in the world.

If surviving assassination attempts were an Olympic event, I would win the gold medal.

I neither will aspire to nor will I accept, the position of president of the council of state and commander in chief.

Forgive me for using the term 'fat little brother'. It is not a criticism, rather a suggestion that he do some exercises and go on a diet, don't you think? I'm doing this for the gentleman's health.

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist.