If I were to imagine myself as an idler wheel inside some big mix of gears, then I would be connected to everything. It's not like there's just me and then nothing.

I never went to concerts when I was a kid, so I never knew if what I was doing onstage was right.

If I had a kid, and I had a choice between teaching somebody how to avoid trouble, or teaching them how to get out of it, I'd teach them how to get out of it.

Be kind to me, or treat me mean I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine

I took off my glasses while you were yelling at me once more than once so as not to see you see me react. Should've put 'em, should've put 'em on again so I could see you see me sincerely yelling back.

If women want to be appreciated for what we're saying, we've got to wear turtlenecks and long pants.

You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.