I'm not a functional person because I don't go on lunch dates with friends. I hear about people having dinner parties but I never do that. I'm not really human.

I resent limitations. I'm going to be this way for a while, and then the funny side of me is going to come out. Slowly, people are going to realize they're seeing a completely honest evolution of human life.

I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars.

I'm not a control freak.

Because for whatever reason, even though I want to stay home all the time and be left alone, I want to tell the world who I am now.

If women want to be appreciated for what we're saying, we've got to wear turtlenecks and long pants.

I wanted to write a happy song. I didn't know how.