I can spend a lot of time on the internet as a substitute for TV. This is part of the reason why I'm not a good girlfriend - you can't sit down with me and watch a movie. I hate being strapped down to stay with something.

I read on the Internet that I was dead.

You fondle my trigger, then you blame my gun

I don't know if anybody wants to mix their politics with their entertainment.

I'm a tulip in a cup. I stand no chance of growing up

If I have one success in my relationship history, it's with the people who listen to my music. I think that they'll be there with me forever, and I'll be there with them forever. And I'm totally satisfied with that.

I'm not turned on, so put away that meat you're selling.