Everybody acts like I'm nuts. I'm not nuts I just want to feel it all.

I can bake. I made myself some nice French fries once. But otherwise I just eat out. Lots of salad bars.

I spend a lot of time trying to not do anything bad to anyone, but you can't live your life and not hurt people.

For many years, I was a really heavy drinker, but people don't know about that because I'm by myself all the time. Recently, I didn't drink for eight or nine months, and I learned that alcohol was quadrupling the embarrassing moments - those moments when you're drunk and you say something you remember the next morning and feel embarrassed about.

Put a little love here in my void.

My derring-do allows me to dance the rigadoon around you but by the time I'm close to you I lose my desideratum.

I took off my glasses while you were yelling at me once more than once so as not to see you see me react. Should've put 'em, should've put 'em on again so I could see you see me sincerely yelling back.