People don't realize that when Iranians marched against the shah, their goal was not to have a religious government take over. Everybody marched against the shah. There were communists and feminists and student groups. It's very much like what's going on in the U.S. now, with people following Trump. It's not that they want Trump. They want a radical change, is really what people are saying. With the shah, people were just so sick of the corruption they said just get rid of him.

Everyone except gamblers knows that gambling never pays. ... Losing, like winning, only increased his determination to play.

Most fruits, if left alone on a tree, eventually do ripen, especially if they're not being yelled at.

In America, Christmas is the king of all holidays. To be left out of Christmas is the ultimate minority experience.

For me, writing clarifies things. It gives meaning, and it makes me see the connections.

Elinor Lipman is to tweets what Shakespeare is to sonnets.

My father's motto has always been 'Room in the heart, room in the house.' As charming as this sounds, it translates into a long line for the bathroom and extra loads of laundry for my mother.