A wise old owl once lived in a wood, the more he heard the less he said, the less he said the more he heard, let's emulate that wise old bird.

A woman doesn't care if she hasn't a stomach, provided she looks as if she hasn't.

The first beginnings of wisdom...is to ask questions but never to answer any.

I saw that my witticism was unperceived and quietly replaced it in the treasury of my mind.

A wise old owl once lived in a wood, the more he heard the less he said, the less he said the more he heard, let's emulate that wise old bird.

I am completely half afraid to think.

Waiting for the German verb is surely the ultimate thrill.