When money's tight and is hard to get And your horse has also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN.

Could Henry Ford produce the Book of Kells? Certainly not. He would quarrel initially with the advisability of such a project and then prove it was impossible.

Your talk," I said, "is surely the handiwork of wisdom because not one word of it do I understand.

He went home one evening and drank three cups of tea with three lumps of sugar in each cup, cut his jugular with a razor three times and scrawled on a photograph of his wife with his dying hand goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Rome wasn't built in A.D.

I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror.

The first beginnings of wisdom...is to ask questions but never to answer any.