America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home.
Florence KingReal feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.
Florence KingGod may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.
Florence KingThe confidence and security of a people can be measured by their attitude toward laxatives. At the high noon of the British sun, soldiers in far-flung outposts of the Empire doctored themselves with "a spoonful o' gunpowder in a cuppa 'ot tea." Purveyors and users of harsh laxatives were not afraid of being thought mean and unfriendly just because their laxatives were. But in America, the need to be nice is so consuming that nobody would dare take a laxative that makes you run up the stairs two at a time, pushing others aside and yelling, "Get out of the way!
Florence King