The spending of our tax dollars by the Pentagon represents the greatest social disease of our country; I call it Pentagonorrhea.

I know we're termites. But if all the termites got together, the house would fall down.

Niggerization is the result of oppression -- and it doesn't just apply to the black people. Old people, poor people, and students can also get niggerized.

... tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking.But to my knowledge, no one has ever died of a blow job.

The question arises whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage.

There's a difference between Vaselining the rapee and catching the rapist.

Unless you are political or intellectual, events like the Depression are seen as personal events. We thought of the Depression as something that made the pipes freeze; we thought it hit us because Daddy didn't move his taxi stand and because he broke his hip. It was only later I found out it was a national phenomenon.