You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

Wealth is the ultimate panacea to poverty.

You know, back in my days they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees and it wasn't that costly.

There isn’t a person at the Koch brothers events who would not get a good return on their investment by investing in [Santorum] as president, because of what they believe about the free enterprise system.

The United Nations Childrens Fund reports that more than 18 million children worldwide have lost both parents to the ravages of AIDS, starvation, war or natural disasters.

Amazons Jeff Bezos, Facebooks Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs did not start out wealthy, and actually added to income inequality, but we all benefit from their creative effort.