I've lived, laughed, lost, and loved again the whole Shakespearian thing.

Every time you go to the doctor and get a good report, the odds keep staking more in your favour.

People lived in the same apartments for years. You'd meet a group of kids in kindergarten, and you'd still be with them in high school. No one ever left the neighborhood.

Often, the truly great and valuable lessons we learn in life are learned through pain. That's why they call it "growing pains." It's all about yin and yang. And that's not something you order off column A at your local Chinese restaurant.

our greatest compatibility was in how we complemented each other's neuroses.

Money talks, and bulls*** walks.

I told her I wanted a plastic surgeon to sew me up, and I wanted her to freeze my ovaries, so I could harvest the eggs and have a biological child through a surrogate.