I always had a fascination with twins.

It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.

Luck doesn't shine her light on each of us equally. She is arbitrary, irrational, unfair and sometimes downright cruel.

Humiliation, by the way, is a truly terrible emotion. It's at the bottom of the pile.

She needed to get out of there. Her brains, thankfully, were still safely in her skull, but her emotions were splattered on the pavement.

The human heart was undeniably the stupidest organ in the body.

Another funny thing about having friends was that they expected things of you. they made you want to not be a terrible, awful, execrable person. They made you feel worse when you were one. It was a lot easier not to have any friends.