When I first heard the word existential, I didn't know what it meant. But then I found out that no one knows what it means, so now I use it all the time.

You see, Suzanne, history lectures bore me, art films bore me, your friends bore me, and, if you want to know the truth, I guess you bore me too.

No matter when you were born or where, puberty is the same. It's the same for your parents as it is for you - what's happening in your body dictates everything.

Jessica walked away from Aaron and Ken, flashing them both a big smile. They were both very attractive - she had dated each of them a number of times. In fact, not too long ago she had contemplated falling in love with Ken for lack of anything better to do.

Since I was a small child, I was always writing either poems or plays... plays in which I had the starring part.

Luck doesn't shine her light on each of us equally. She is arbitrary, irrational, unfair and sometimes downright cruel.

Life's one great lesson was: Do not care. Not caring was a person's real protection.