If you want to mess with me, you'd rather be ready for the consequences.

Luck doesn't shine her light on each of us equally. She is arbitrary, irrational, unfair and sometimes downright cruel.

Humiliation, by the way, is a truly terrible emotion. It's at the bottom of the pile.

Love was more than blind. It was deaf and dumb, too. It was catatonic. It was vegetative.

Life's one great lesson was: Do not care. Not caring was a person's real protection.

Roger Collins wasn't the most popular teacher at school only because he was interesting in class. In fact, most of the girls would have loved a little after-class attention from this teacher.

Nature compensates for its mistakes.