She figured if you weren't woman enough to carry your doughnuts with pride, you shouldn't be eating them.

But the way I see it, dying without knowing love would be a tragedy.

I am seventeen. The good things about seventeen is that you’re not sixteen. Sixteen goes with the word sweet, and I am so far from sweet.

Nature compensates for its mistakes.

It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.

The same way that some people can play the piano, I can do plots! They just come!

Ella was vapid and worthless at least nine-tenths of the time, but when she got really mad, her face became sharp and purposeful. Almost vicious. Like if Barbie were suddenly possessed by Atilla the Hun.