Between two stools one sits on the ground.

Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.

If you say to me: "Master, it would seem that you weren't too terribly wise to have written these bits of nonsense and pleasant mockeries," I respond that you are hardly more so in finding amusement in reading them.

Plain as a nose in a man's face.

Don't limp in front of the lame.

It is my feeling that Time ripens all things; with Time all things are revealed; Time is the father of truth.

The Devil was sick - the Devil a monk would be, The Devil was well the devil a monk was he