Plain as a nose in a man's face.

Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.

Languages exist by arbitrary institutions and conventions among peoples; words, as the dialecticians tell us, do not signify naturally, but at our pleasure.

We always long for the forbidden things, and desire what is denied us.

I recognize in [my readers] a specific form and individual property, which our predecessors called Pantagruelism, by means of which they never take anything the wrong way that they know to stem from good, honest and loyal hearts.

Appetite comes with eating.....but thirst goes away with drinking.

You have no obligation under the sun other than to discover your real needs, to fulfill them, and to rejoice in doing so.