I never sleep in comfort save when I am hearing a sermon or praying to God.

According to true military art, one should never push one's enemy to the point of despair, because such a state multiplies his strength and increases his courage which had already been crushed and failing, and because there is no better remedy for the health of beaten and overwhelmed men than the absence of all hope.

Pantagruelism is a certain gaitey of the spirit consisting in a disdain for the hazards of fortune.

Hungry bellies have no cars.

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

Oh thrice and four times happy... those who plant cabbages.

The deed will be accomplished with the least amount of bloodshed possible, and, if possible ..., we'll save all the souls and send them happily off to their abode.