Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.
Science without conscience is the soul's perdition.
No noble man ever hated good wine.
Fate leads the willing, and th' unwilling draws.
How shall I be able to rule over others, that have not full power and command of myself?
If you say to me: "Master, it would seem that you weren't too terribly wise to have written these bits of nonsense and pleasant mockeries," I respond that you are hardly more so in finding amusement in reading them.