There is no truer cause of unhappiness amongst men than, where naturally expecting charity and benevolence, they receive harm and vexation.

Pantagruelism is a certain gaitey of the spirit consisting in a disdain for the hazards of fortune.

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.

I drink for the thirst to come.

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks.

Fate leads the willing, and th' unwilling draws.

Friends, you will notice that in this world there are many more ballocks than men. Remember this.