Most of us must learn a great deal every day in order to keep ahead of what we forget.

Gossip needn't be false to be evil - there's a lot of truth that shouldn't be passed around.

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

I would like to be able to admire a man's opinions as I would his dog - without being expected to take it home with me.

The most important thing that parents can teach their children is how to get along without them.

A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.