A man's conscience, like a warning line on the highway, tells him what he shouldn't do - but it does not keep him from doing it.

The reason there's so much ignorance is that those who have it are so eager to share it.

A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.

If a fellow isn't thankful for what he's got, he isn't likely to be thankful for what he's going to get.

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving.

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.