I learned the significance of my own insignificant life.

I don't know what it means and I don't care because it's Shakespeare and it's like having jewels in my mouth when I say the words.

You feel a sense of urgency, especially at my advanced age, when you're staring into the grave.

Love her as in childhood Through feeble, old and grey. For you’ll never miss a mother’s love Till she’s buried beneath the clay.

You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace.

Actually, my mother and Alfie came for three weeks Christmas vacation and stayed for 21 years. I guess my mother never went back because she was lonely.

There's nothing sillier in the world than a teacher telling you don't do it after you already did it.