You've either got or you haven't got style, and if you've got it you stand out a mile.

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean Martin has been stoned more often than the United States embassies.

Las Vegas is the only place I know where money really talks--it says, Goodbye.

I am a thing of beauty.

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they even write it. And if I'm good, I know I'm good. I know best about myself, so a critic doesn't anger me.

Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.

That's life,and I can't deny it/Many times I thought of cuttin' out but my heart won't buy it.