What is the point of singing wonderful lyrics if the audience can't understand what is being said or heard?

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all night.

I believe that God knows what each of us wants and needs. It's not necessary for us to make it to church on Sunday to reach Him. You can find Him anyplace.

I lived in a plenty tough neighborhood. When somebody called me a 'dirty little Guinea', there was only one thing to do-break his head. When I got older, I realized that you shouldn't do it that way. I realized that you've got to do it through education. Children are not to blame. It is the parents. How can a child know whether his playmate is an Italian, a Jew or Irish, unless the parents have discussed it in the privacy of their homes.

As you may know, I have many good friends in the press who, unfortunately, have thus far refused to identify themselves and go public.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.