The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything.
A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.
If I had as many love affairs as I've been given credit for, I'd be in a jar at the Harvard Medical School.
Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing in the world--to an individual or to a nation.
Dyin' is a pain in the ass.
The only male singer who I've seen besides myself and who's better than me--that is Michael Jackson.