Everyone on the Internet is sad. Why else would they be on the Internet?

I played piano for a lot of my childhood and stupidly quit. I wish I hadn't - I could have been a great classical pianist!

The first song I wrote, in fifth grade, was totally ripped from Jeffrey Lewis. My aunt's boyfriend gave me bass lessons, and I played drums for a year in sixth grade. Around seventh grade, I got a guitar and forgot everything else.

I feel like the cosmos implies mystery, or infinite secrets.

When I was younger, my view of New York was really wide-eyed and excited. I've lived here all my life.

My music doesn't sound punk, but I see it as a punk action.

There are some people I've met and it's stressful just speaking to them, because they're really pretentious and I don't know how to talk to them without being pretentious back.