To enlist the support of the people and of parliament, you only have to propose a profitable villainy.

Those who want to row on the ocean of human knowledge do not get far, and the storm drives those out of their course who set sail.

Nothing genuinely historical was ever lost in this country. For this reason we have two ruling parties: villains and fools.

Let the famous not denounce fame. Far from being empty and meaningless, it fills those it touches with divine power.

In early times, before the floods swept across the world, there was life, albeit odd, as one can see from the fossils of mammoth bones, and there was the regime of Prince Metternich.

The old harlot, German philosophy, has finally turned into a church lady.

Who could deny that our Austria is richer than any other country? As the saying goes: "We have money like manure.