Critics are reprimanded when they get sarcastic. How absurd! Is the torch of criticism supposed to shine without burning?

What's the meaning of all the pious clamor, condemning cocks and hens? Those who have no teeth are the greatest meat-haters.

A person who looks different all the time frightens me. Only one animal changes its skin: the snake.

How great seems human progress when we consider where it began, and how insignificant, when we contemplate the goals for which itstrives.

A cure by regression is homeopathic, like healing the damage done by ministers and ignorance with stupidity and Jesuits.

Uneducated people are unfortunate in that they do grasp complex issues, educated people, on the other hand, often do not understand simplicity, which is a far greater misfortune.

No one will stop to help you when you are in need, but everyone forces opinions upon you that you do not require.