I wish I was one of those people who could write script after script and pages and pages. I can only aspire to do that.

I started comedy in like 1998.

I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as it is.

I was raised in New York and spent two years in Rio. My parents met at the University of Southern Mississippi, and they had me there, and then we moved to New York. I'm not very familiar with Mississippi.

Steve Jobs was a real rock star to me. I looked forward to his products like people look forward to albums.

There are so many disagreements in the world, but I like the idea of people agreeing on something like art.

Remember that there's no one way of doing things. ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open.