There's no judgment on bands that continue on who aren't popular; some people get enjoyment out of it. I'm just not one of those people. I wanted attention.

I was in a band and it wasn't working out the way I wanted. Then somehow, little by little, I started doing a couple comedy things. All of a sudden I was being asked to do more and more comedy things. There was this message from the world saying, "Maybe you should go this direction."

I thrive most when I have to juggle things.

The day of parts of the country hating each other, or rivalries like that... I feel like that's dead.

I have an inability to relax. I try to make every day a work day. I get pleasure from work... I try to think of sketch ideas, stand-up pieces. I am incapable of leisure and leisure time.

I met Steve Jobs once. In '06? He had a sense of humor.

People are always nice, so I can't complain. My name used to be SNL! More and more, people call me by my name.