I met Steve Jobs once. In '06? He had a sense of humor.

Portland is where young people go to retire.

I wish I was one of those people who could write script after script and pages and pages. I can only aspire to do that.

Everyone goes through all kinds of relationship situations. I'm lucky that I get to be on two comedy shows [during divorce].

I'm obsessed with my 20s. I buy things that I wanted in my 20s. It's weird; it's a weird thing that I didn't grow out of.

I don't miss anything ever. Because to me, missing something is like going backward a little bit. I don't miss being in a punk band. For me, 'SNL' is like... this is gonna sound overly dramatic, but... the way I am, it feels like I'm a soldier, so it was like, 'What do you want me to do? Put me anywhere. Do you want me to do these sketches? Great.'

The day of parts of the country hating each other, or rivalries like that... I feel like that's dead.