When I first started going to Portland, people told me about Stumptown. They were like 'Oh, it's the best coffee,'and I thought, 'How good could it really be?' I'm like, 'Sure, great, uh... I'd love to see it.' But then when I went, it truly, I am not kidding, is the best coffee I have ever had.

I'm so glad cities have personalities, just like people have personalities. That's something that makes me smile.

I loooved Sleater-Kinney like a crazy person.

We lived in Chicago, but the music we were inspired by was from D. C.

Rules are really weird things, aren't they? I feel like the more I do something, the more I see through rules. I see the reason to ignore it, but at the same time, "That's why they made that rule!"

People are always nice, so I can't complain. My name used to be SNL! More and more, people call me by my name.

I have an inability to relax. I try to make every day a work day. I get pleasure from work... I try to think of sketch ideas, stand-up pieces. I am incapable of leisure and leisure time.