The population increasing, some of it could be in countries we haven't thought of making art in. I've never entertained making comedy in China. Like what world is that? I don't know how they would perceive art or sketch comedy. It's not a matter of intellect; it's a matter of language.

I wish I was one of those people who could write script after script and pages and pages. I can only aspire to do that.

I have an inability to relax. I try to make every day a work day. I get pleasure from work... I try to think of sketch ideas, stand-up pieces. I am incapable of leisure and leisure time.

The day of parts of the country hating each other, or rivalries like that... I feel like that's dead.

Portland is where young people go to retire.

Steve Jobs was a real rock star to me. I looked forward to his products like people look forward to albums.

I want it all... fast. I want to be married, I want to live together... and then somewhere around a year or two years, I get freaked out. I freak out emotionally and then I actually feel like 'Oh my God, who's this stranger in my house?'