Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?

People think I was born in top hat and tails.

Some people seem to think that good dancers are born, but all the good dancers I have known are taught or trained.

When you have a Dancing partner, there's always gonna be a moment where the girl's gonna cry, Ginger didn't do that. But, most every other girl I've worked with have cried because they said "aah, I can't do it" and I have to go "Yes, you can, Shut up!" and they do do it.

Dancing is a sweat job.

I'm just a hoofer with a spare set of tails.

Can't act. Can't sing. Slightly bald. Can dance a little.