A common sense interpretation of the facts suggests that a superintellect has monkeyed with physics.

The universe is a put-up job.

Once I had learnt my twelve times table (at the age of three) it was downhill all the way.

Things are the way they are because they were the way they were.

It seems to be a characteristic of all great work that it creators wear a cloak of imprecision.

Earlier theories ... were based on the hypothesis that all the matter in the universe was created in one big bang at a particular time in the remote past. [Coining the "big bang" expression.]

A superintellect has monkeyed with physics.