Those who wash regularly should not stoop to democracy.

Without men, civilization would last until the oil needed changing.

Wars are the hobbies of half-informed children who have somehow come into possession of the levers of power.

Kids esteem themselves when they have accomplished something worth esteeming.

When someone tells me that 'the Almighty told me to do this', I want to see the transcript.

Congress, 535 commoditized temple monkeys pawing through the ruins of America in search of bribes. The bicameral whorehouse on Capitol Hill works like a vending machine. You put coins in the slot, select your law, and the desired legislation slides out.

In fact, the gravest obstacle to the restoration of civilization in North America is universal suffrage. Letting everybody vote makes no sense. Obviously they are no good at it. The whole idea smacks of the fumble-witted idealism of a high-school Marxist society.