There's only one head bigger than Tony Greig's - and that's Birkenhead

They asked me what I wanted to call my autobiography. I suggested: The Definitive Volume on the Finest Bloody Fast Bowler That Ever Drew Breath.

England's always expecting. No wonder they call her the Mother Country

Unless something happens that we can't predict, I don't think a lot will happen

That's what cricket's all about: two batsmen pitting their wits against one another

To be a great fast bowler, you need a big heart and a big bottom.

There's only one head bigger than Tony Greig's - and that's Birkenhead