If it's planned, it's boring
By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.
One year of love is better than a lifetime alone.
I want it all and I want it now.
They wouldn't let us into Russia. They thought we'd corrupt the youth or something.
If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do... I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife.