Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened because none of us can agree on the order of the words!

Hey man, Jaws was never my scene, and i don't like Star Wars

By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.

I am not going to be a star. I am going to be a legend.

I never thought of myself as the leader. The most important person, perhaps.

If I didn't do this well, I just wouldn't have anything to do... I can't cook, and I'd be a terrible housewife.

It's boring to be 70, I don't want to be there, I'll be dead and gone, I don't have any aspirations to be 70.