Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them.

Robert Plant was always my favorite singer-and hes said nice things about me, you know.

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.

I'm a Freddie Mercury fan. (In response to an interviewer backstage at a Queen concert at the LA Forum, who asked: Can I tell my viewers that Michael Jackson is a Queen fan?

It's boring to be 70, I don't want to be there, I'll be dead and gone, I don't have any aspirations to be 70.

Rod Stewart, Elton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose & Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened because none of us can agree on the order of the words!

Interview? Oh don't be ridiculous.