News reports don't change the world. Only facts change it, and those have already happened when we get the news.

A world is in flames, and you are cracking silly jokes.

Today's difference between Russia and the United States is that in Russia everybody takes everybody else for a spy, and in the United States everybody takes everybody else for a criminal.

Above all, be suspicious of your fatherland. Nobody is more inclined to become a murderer than a fatherland.

We are not cave dwellers anymore, we live in the age of technology. When someone needs a car, he does not need to build it. He can buy it. When someone needs a murder, he himself does not need to kill. He can order it.

The art of the cuisine, when fully mastered, is the one human capability of which only good things can be said.

It is only in love and murder that we still remain sincere.