You want to make him interested in you? Then pretend to be embarrassed in his presence-

The most serious parody I have ever heard was this: In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God.

However closely people are attached to one another, their mutual horizon nonetheless includes all four compass directions, and nowand again they notice it.

The existence of forgetting has never been proved: We only know that some things don't come to mind when we want them.

Has a woman who knew she was well-dressed ever caught a cold?

A man of genius is unbearable, unless he possesses at least two things besides: gratitude and purity.

There are people who are so presumptuous that they know no other way to praise a greatness that they publicly admire than by representing it as a preliminary stage and bridge leading to themselves.