A married philosopher is a comic character.

A beautiful woman seductively dressed will never catch cold no matter how low-cut her gown.

When we talk in company we lose our unique tone of voice, and this leads us to make statements which in no way correspond to our real thoughts.

We have art in order not to die of the truth.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.

Tragedy is dead! Poetry itself died with it! Away, away with you, puny, stunted imitators! Away with you to Hades, and eat your fill of the old masters' crumbs!

Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.