Contentment preserves one from catching cold. Has a woman who knew that she was well dressed ever caught a cold? No, not even when she had scarcely a rag on her back.

Modern marriage has lost its meaning--consequently it is being abolished.

It is a terrible thought, to contemplate that an immense number of mediocre thinkers are occupied with really influential matters.

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

To become the founder of a new religion one must be psychologically infallible in one's knowledge of a certain average type of souls who have not yet recognized that they belong together.

He that writeth in blood and proverbs doth not want to be read, but learnt by heart.

Egoism is the very essence of a noble soul.