You've got to have the guts not to be afraid to screw up.

I've been on the tour for 23 years and anybody who knows me knows that I am a jokester.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

I'm glad I don't have to make a living farming. Too much hard work. Too many variables you don't have control over, like, is it going to rain? All I can say is, god bless the real farmers out there.