I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour.

Because you pray after you play.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

It's nice to walk into a club and see your picture. Then you know you've done something good.

Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.

What the hell, I paid my dues.